Humor

Standing on the front porch and watched as this roll of hay rolled off dudes trailer, took out the trash can, and the end of the neighbors fence. No one was home. The driver left to get his tractor. I...

My poor Kenny has been battling plumbing issues in two houses for three full days now. He just returned from his fourth trip to Lowe's in 24 hours and was singing "Im so tired of going to Lowe's" to Al...

Chelle bought this chair. We just noticed this. Does anyone else see the face in the chair? See The Coldwater Creepy Chair! $5 per person! This is gonna be our goldmine, babe! No more sitting in the creepy chair! Off limits....

Our latest correspondence from Sir Mitchell and Lady Michelle, of the House of Bird, The Duke and Duchess of Rogers Wood Cove:...

I love these church bells. But I wish... just every once in a while...after the intro gong...they’d break out with a rousing rendition of Hell’s Bells. https://www.facebook.com/slydog1227/videos/10213385618542205/...

The motor went out on our automatic litter box and I ordered another 2, to have a spare. The automatic box itself makes having a cat just slightly less of a waste of any intrinsic value one could possibly gain,...

Yeah I know, but I'm retired, it was Tuesday, and these things occasionally happen. We had this idea to luxuriate at the same moment, but seeing as how we don't have a tub in this old house big enough for...

Squirrels are furiously gathering acorn's. Hummingbird activity seemed diminished today. The climate is continuously wreaking havoc with hurricane activity and abnormal weather patterns are an everyday occurrence. All of that, but mostly, I've got an aching in my bones. Not...

I had our gas and electric changed over on the phone. I went down to Coldwater city hall last Friday to have the water changed to our name, telling the clerk we had just bought the house. Clerk: "Do you...

I forgot to get the alarm code from the lady we bought the house from. I accidentally armed it. We were kind of imprisoned in the house. Until I was on the phone and forgot and walked out the back...